Hell Inc. — The Intern

Hell Inc. — The Intern

You're a demon intern. Your job is to collect souls. Your quota is eight. Your boss Gary has opinions about your close rate.

No weapons. No combat. Just you, a clipboard, and a town full of people who have no idea what you are.

Knock on doors. Talk to residents. Figure out what they actually want — the thing they'd never say out loud — and make them an offer they can't refuse. Get them to sign on the dotted line before the town figures out something is very wrong with the new door-to-door guy.

Every NPC is powered by Claude AI, so every conversation is real. There's no scripted answer. No magic phrase. You have to actually listen, actually pitch, and actually close — or get a door slammed in your face and a passive aggressive email from Gary about it.

The residents: Eleanor is lonely and won't stop mentioning her late husband. Gerald knows everything about everyone and loves it. Monty hasn't done anything impressive in his life and knows it. Aldous wants his competitor destroyed. Marta wants her neighbor Agnes to suffer publicly. Cassius was important once and needs you to know that. Father Creed doesn't want anything — which is your problem.

The longer you stay in town, the more suspicious people get. Close your quota before suspicion hits 100% or you get pulled from the assignment. Gary will be disappointed. Gary is always disappointed.

Controls: Arrow keys to move — Enter to knock — Backspace to delete — Escape to leave